To get to the hospital. You see, inside was his dear wife, about to give birth to their first child. The Chicken was, of course, rather excited. "I'm about to become a Dad!" he thought to himself, racing down the white, squeaky corridors of the hospital.
He burst into the maternity ward's wai...
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
One wants to kill in the first trimester and the other wants to kill in the hundred sixtith trimester.
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A young lady, pregnant for the first time, visits her doctor for a check-up
After the exam, she says to the doctor, "My husband wants me to ask you..."
The doctor cuts her off and says, "I know, I know - it's normal. You can have sex until your third trimester."
The lady says, "No, that's not it. He wants to know how much longer can I can keep mowing the law...