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Menstruation Jokes

Jokes about menstruation are inappropriate.

Period.

Why did the movie studio cancel the film about menstruation?

They wanted to move away from period pieces.

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What does menstruation mean?

A bloody waste of Fucking time.

Can we please stop doing women specific jokes, especially about menstruation?

They aren't funny, period.

Roma menstruation

Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period?

A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free.

What do British women call their menstruation cycles?

A bloody mess



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I once saw a drama about menstruation in the early 1800s

It was a period piece

It's not okay to make fun of menstruation

Period.

I watched a great documentary on menstruation in Victorian times

It was a great period piece.

If I wrote a book about menstruation...

would it be called a period piece?

Studies show that after being released from prison, women have a tendency to immediately begin menstruation.

This is because a period comes at the end of a sentence.

I tried to sell AMC a movie about menstruation.

They said they weren't interested in doing another period piece.

What do menstruation and guys whining about being rejected have in common?

I don’t care about either

I’ve been working on a film about menstruation in the 60s.

It’s a period piece.

Do you know why Female inmate get executed the day of their menstruation ?

because every sentence must end with a period.

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

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The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize menstruation. Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...

...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly masturbating in the bathroom.

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One day I approached a old man.

I asked him what is his pension. He said:”My pension is like menstruation in women.” I asked him:”How soo?” “Well when it comes it lasts 5-6 days and than you can fuck me.”

The only type of Men Women hates the most.

Its Menstruation, you hate it when it comes you also hate it when it doesn't for several months.

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What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons?

A crustacean menstruation station.

God told Eve

-You shall pay your sin with blood
Eve asked
-May I pay it in installments?
And God created the menstruation

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You know about the underground gourmet restaurant?

They have a human flesh dish, with two different sauces: menstruation and semen.

It's called "Gametes, in three seasons".

Netflix's latest movie.

Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop menstruation . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.



Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.

It's not a real hotdog without ketchup.

That's how my father describes menstruation.

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Man and his doctor's advice

A man came to the chamber of a well known doctor.
**Doctor:** Hello and good afternoon. What seems to be the problem?
*Man:* I don't want any more baby, doc. Save me.


**Doctor:** Okay, tell me why can't you stop having a baby?
*Man:* I used a condom so that my semen won't...

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