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I just got the news that my dad’s cancer is in remission

But I’m still hopeful.
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A Man Goes to the Doctor

A cancer patient anxiously awaits his doctor, who enters with his test results.

“Give it to me straight, doc,” he pleads. “How long have I got?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“Ten what? Months? Days? Years?” The patient cries.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” the doctor continues. “That was...
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Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in:

Remission Impossible
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