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Ovulation Jokes

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Why do most women want to have sex during ovulation?

Because the sex is eggceptional.

A woman 14 days into her menstrual cycle starred in a Broadway play

She got a standing ovulation

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Bob did like he always does, kissed his ol lady, crawled into bed and fell a sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked.

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."

"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Bob. "I want you to send me back immediately." ...

As a Dyslexic Archaeologist, I have to let you know:

I have never found any evidence that supports Ovulation.

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

What do you call a resounding period?

A standing ovulation.

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Quality assurance joke about sex (NSFW)

There was a quality assurance bug tester who was interested in getting pregnant. She read on a factual website that having sex without a condom will make you pregnant, so that's what she did. However, a month later, she was not pregnant.

Frustrated, she submitted a complaint to the website th...

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