My best mate was born by Cesarean...

The only side effect is when he gets out the car he uses the sunroof.

I call my friend Cesarean

He’s just a cut above a c....t !!

I was asked at my last job interview if I was a natural born citizen?

I had to tell the truth: "Nope. Cesarean!

Golfer Adam Scott's wife had a baby today

It was a cesarean

But he didn't make the cut.

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