What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy?

Triangles.

What is the definition of a polygon?

A dead parrot.

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What do you call a polygon on viagra?

An Erectangle

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

How do you feel about polygons?

Many sides, many sides.

So a circle and a polygon are having a conversation...

Circle: Polygon, why do you have many sides?

Polygon: Because I'm edgy. My personality is pretty flat so I'm trying something new.

Circle: Want to know why I'm so well-rounded?

Polygon: You're not well rounded. That piece of pi you had is bulging out.

Circle: I try to be ...

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

I taught a parrot to recognize shapes...

But now polygon

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open?

Polygon.

I wanted to do geometry with my parrot...

Then I remembered that polygon :(

What did the mathematician say about the death of his pet parrot?

"Polynomial. Polygon."

Fencing in Cattle

Three gentleman who excel in their respective fields are invited to compete in a competition. Competing are: a top Engineer, a shrewd Businessman, and an award-winning Mathematician. The judges, in turn ask each gentleman to fence in a herd of cattle using the shortest length of fence.

The e...

My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

What is a polygon? A dead parrot!

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