Polygon Jokes - 17 Hilarious Polygon Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

Who built polygonal Rome?

Rhombus and Rhembus

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What do you call a polygon on viagra?

An Erectangle

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How do you tell an old testament polygon?

They are usually circumscribed

What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy?

Triangles.

How do you feel about polygons?

Many sides, many sides.

What do they make polygons wear on probation?

an angle monitor

I taught a parrot to recognize shapes...

But now polygon

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What did the math teacher say when the parrot escaped?

Polygon

What is a polygon?

A dead parrot.

I wanted to do geometry with my parrot...

Then I remembered that polygon :(

What's it called when your parrot ends up missing?

Polygon

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open?

Polygon.

What did the mathematician say about the death of his pet parrot?

"Polynomial. Polygon."

My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

What is a polygon? A dead parrot!

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