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Hemorrhoids

Did you know that astronomers don’t get hemorrhoids?

They get ass-teroids.

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

They decided to call it a day.

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Astronomers detected radio signals from the same source 1.5 billion light years away.

And I can't get the fucking WiFi connection in my room

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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?

Ass-steroids.

What's an astronomers favorite food?

Mercurry

How do astronomers organize a party?

They Planet!

I feel like the world really missed an opportunity by calling people that study the sky astronomers

They should’ve called them skyentists.

An astronomers wife asks what she can do to make herself look younger

He tells her “the farther away you are the younger you look”

Pick up line for astronomers

Baby, the universe starts with "U" "N" "I"

Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?"

It just had a nice ring to it.

How many South American astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Brazilians and Brazilians.

A team of astronomers have been preparing for a meteor shower for weeks.

When the day of the spectacle came, onlookers looked up to the sky, but saw nothing different. When reporters confronted the head astronomer about this blunder, embarrassed, he responded "No comet."

So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party

They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet

Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

for meatier showers.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets

Thought that one up myself.

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