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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?

Ass-steroids.

How do astronomers organize a party?

They Planet!

Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours

So they called it a day

What's an astronomers favorite food?

Mercurry

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Astronomers detected radio signals from the same source 1.5 billion light years away.

And I can't get the fucking WiFi connection in my room.

I feel like the world really missed an opportunity by calling people that study the sky astronomers

They should’ve called them skyentists.

An astronomers wife asks what she can do to make herself look younger

He tells her “the farther away you are the younger you look”

Pick up line for astronomers

Baby, the universe starts with "U" "N" "I"

Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?"

It just had a nice ring to it.

A team of astronomers have been preparing for a meteor shower for weeks.

When the day of the spectacle came, onlookers looked up to the sky, but saw nothing different. When reporters confronted the head astronomer about this blunder, embarrassed, he responded "No comet."

How many South American astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Brazilians and Brazilians.

So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party

They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet

Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

for meatier showers.

The New York Times recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

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