What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate coffin sizes?
A mathemortician.
A collection of math jokes
A big, muscly man enters the bar, slams the counter and says in a deep voice: I want 10 times more beer than everyone here is having.
The bartender says: Now thats an order of magnitude
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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first asks for...
what did Freud say about an algebraic equation?
What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother
A Mathematician
A mathematician gives his wife an algebraic expression and asks her to solve it while they were in bed. The wife asks, "Why?" "Because I need you to isolate the D. " Edit: Format
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