A Brit, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are told by the pilot that they are too heavy and may crash.
They pop the hatch and toss out all the luggage, but they’re still too heavy.
They rip out the seats and toss them, but they’re still too heavy.
The Brit stands up and...
A joke I heard from a chechen.
Merkel, Putin and Kadyrov (the chechen president) are on plane. As they are flying over Germany Merkel says i will toss out money from the window and make some germans happy. They fly further and as they are over Russia Putin says i will toss out gold bars and make the russians even happier than the...