In a rare moment of forethought, the clairvoyant transcended
...and reached fivethought
Wife: I'm going shopping, do you need anything?
Husband: I'm looking for inner-peace and happiness, an answer to my doubts, a sense of fulfilment, a medium through which I can transcend consciousness and reach true spirituality, calmness and...
Wife: Be specific; Smirnoff or Absolut?
Did you hear about the New Ager who rejected anesthetic when he had a cavity filled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home.
He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.
So if someone decides to identify as a monk...
Does this mean they’re *transcendent?*
Why did the chicken of destiny cross the road?
Robert Frost: "To cross the road less traveled by."
Johann Friedrich von Goethe: "The eternal hen-principle made it do it."
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "It didn't cross the road; it TRANSCENDED it."
. . .
... Ernest Hemingway (*whispers*): "To die. In the rain."
There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.
Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.
Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.
Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...
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