Juan was just a young man growing up in rural Mexico. He felt he had little chance to grow up and do anything of importance or recognition. He'd grow up and work the land. The same as his father and his grandfather before him.
Until the day he saw the great magician Harry Houdini.
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A magician stops a woman on a street....
“Pick a card, any card” he says. She grabs one at random. “Now, look away and memorize that card. Don’t show me.” She turns away, memorizes it, and turns back to see that the man was gone. She lived her life as any other. She got a job, fell in love, got married, and got pregnant with her f...
When you have a food baby and need to take a dump
Are you allowed to say it's crowning
In the mythical kingdoms of ancient India, lived the king Ramuk.
He had a courageous son by the name Tipar. Trained in the arts of war and statehood, Prince Tapir was ever eager to take his chance at the throne.
As age got the better of the king, he decided to crown the Prince and move on to a peaceful life of wine and women.
But before he could han...
An old Tahitian legend...
As the legend goes, when the Tahitians first found their island, after they had settled in, they decided to build a grand central hall for their new settlement. Unlike contemporary Europeans, though, they built their dwellings not out of timber or stone but out of the materials they had at hand: ree...
My mom always said I'd never accomplish anything other than being born.
To be fair to her, that was my crowning achievement.
All lives begin...
...with a crowning achievement.
There was once an ambitious prince...
Born the youngest out of 4 brothers.
There was a heated discussion when all four princes were at an appropriate age for being candidates to the throne. But alas, how unfair fate is as our little prince was bested by his brothers.
At an early age he found himself planting seeds of envy ...
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A village of glass houses...
There once was a village in the middle of a vast open field. The village had survived for centuries based on their tradition and culture. This consisted of specific dances and celebrations, body paint, and the most noticeable and apparent: the use of glass buildings and structures. The people who li...
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So a dentist just finished his first root canal...
I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.
Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head?
The mother called it a crowning achievement.
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