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Timing Jokes

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pro...

Timing

Why can't bassists tell jokes?

Why did the two timing husband cross the road?

To get to the other bride, of course.

Timing

What's the hardest thing about being a stand up comedian?

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Terrible Timing

Mom and dad are getting ready for their 'sexy time' night. Mom is in the bathroom freshening up and dad is putting on a condom. As he's doing this, their son walks into the room.

Dad rolls off the bed, embarrassed, and pretends to be looking under the bed.

"What are you doing, daddy?",...

We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful.

He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

What's the difference between a good joke and

A bad joke timing

"What do we want?" "Comic timing!" "When do we want it?"

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What's the secret to comedy? Timing.

Edit: *...shit.*

Timing!!

What is the key to temporal humor?

Timing is everything...

Friday night, a friend of mine converted to Christianity and, like new Christians tend to be, he is very passionate about sharing the Good News. He has been studying tirelessly to “show himself approved”. He doesn’t want to become a pastor or anything because he believes God will use him in the line...

Timing is everything

These two guys meet after many years.
First guy asks the second,

"How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,

"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any m...

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