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High Time Jokes

It's high time the U.S. government abandoned the penny...

It just doesn't make cents, for it's obsolescent.

A mother says to her young son, "It's high time you learned the difference between a man and a woman."

"Take off my shirt," she says. So he takes off her shirt.

"Take off my pants," she says. So he takes off her pants.

"Take off my bra," she says. So he takes off her bra.

"Take off my panties," she says. So he takes off her panties.

Then the mother says to her son, "I don'...

Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!

“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.

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