Time Of Day Jokes - 19 Hilarious Time Of Day Jokes

What's the best time of day?

6:30. Hands down.

What’s an indie film lovers favourite time of day?

8:24

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What time of day is best to make a Freudian Slip?

First thing in the morning, when the Cock grows.

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What is a dog's favorite time of day?

Ate turdy

What's the quietest time of day for a musician?

4:33

What is the funniest time of day?

7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!

This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)

What’s the best time of day to see the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?

7:47

I just wish she'd give me the time of day...

...I should really get around to fixing my watch

What is the best time of day to perform devilish hijinks?

Lets say ten.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Without our watches, our argument about the time of day could have gone on forever

But since we were tired from a long day of spelunking, we decided to call it a night.

When is it impossible to give someone the time of day?

At Night
(Yes this joke was from a math worksheet)

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Which time of day is the best to be sad about a dead family member?

In the mourning

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted other than himself and the bartender...

"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.

"What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Pap...

I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day

Just as her husband got home

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