What is the funniest time of day?

7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!

This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)

What is a drummers favorite time of day?

12:34!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What is the best time of day to take a dump

Two turdy

Whats the worst time of day?

20:20

I've always felt 6:30 was the best time of day

Hands down

Without our watches, our argument about the time of day could have gone on forever

But since we were tired from a long day of spelunking, we decided to call it a night.

What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?

7:47

What's the quietest time of day for a musician?

4:33

What is the best time of day to perform devilish hijinks?

Lets say ten.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Which time of day is the best to be sad about a dead family member?

In the mourning

When is it impossible to give someone the time of day?

At Night
(Yes this joke was from a math worksheet)

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day

Just as her husband got home

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