Three ropes hanging around outside a bar and decide they’re thirsty. The first one goes in, comes back out, and says, “They don’t serve ropes here.”
Second rope says, “Huh! Lemme try.” He goes in and comes back out a minute later and says, “Nope. They sure don’t.”
The third rope s...
I like linear algebra
It’s straight forward
The barman says “Why the non-linear structure?”
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
Classifying Math problems as linear and non-linear, is like...
Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.
My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
Is your normal probability plot approximately linear?
Cause you can distribute your sample over me
Math puns are boring
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
I made this Doctor Who joke myself.
A doctor who isn’t bound by the causal nature of linear joke telling!
(Wait for it.)
A guy finds a genie
A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wish...