Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

It’s straight forward

A doctor who isn’t bound by the causal nature of linear joke telling!

(Wait for it.)

Knock knock...

(Wait for it.)

Knock knock...

I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"

Cause you can distribute your sample over me

Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.

A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wish...

Humanity used to think the world was flat. A man would simply fall off if he reached the edge. We now know the earth is round.

The tangent line is a line that crosses a point on a curve. It overlaps with the curve and gives us the instantaneous rate of change, or slope, of that point.

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The tangent line is a line that crosses a point on a curve. It overlaps with the curve and gives us the instantaneous rate of change, or slope, of that point.

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Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

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