Linear Jokes

Three ropes hanging around outside a bar and decide they’re thirsty. The first one goes in, comes back out, and says, “They don’t serve ropes here.”

Second rope says, “Huh! Lemme try.”
He goes in and comes back out a minute later and says, “Nope. They sure don’t.”

The third rope s... read more

It’s straight forward

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.

I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"

Cause you can distribute your sample over me

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

A doctor who isn’t bound by the causal nature of linear joke telling!

(Wait for it.)

Knock knock...

A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wish... read more