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The barman says “Why the non-linear structure?”

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

Linear Prejudice

Three ropes hanging around outside a bar and decide they’re thirsty. The first one goes in, comes back out, and says, “They don’t serve ropes here.”

Second rope says, “Huh! Lemme try.”
He goes in and comes back out a minute later and says, “Nope. They sure don’t.”

The third rope s...

I like linear algebra

It’s straight forward

There’s a parallel universe where people age non-linearly, and every day you have no idea how old you’ll wake up.

So sometimes you’d have to call into work like, “Sorry, can’t make it in today, I’m 6.”

My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.

I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"

TIL the concept of linear time can’t be owned

I really thought this was going to be my year

Is your normal probability plot approximately linear?

Cause you can distribute your sample over me

Classifying Math problems as linear and non-linear, is like...

Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.

I made this Doctor Who joke myself.

A doctor who isn’t bound by the causal nature of linear joke telling!

(Wait for it.)

Knock knock...

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

A guy finds a genie

A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wish...

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