I like linear algebra

It’s straight forward

The bartender asks "why the non-linear sequence?"

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

TIL the concept of linear time can’t be owned

I really thought this was going to be my year

My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.

I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"

Is your normal probability plot approximately linear?

Cause you can distribute your sample over me

What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Classifying Math problems as linear and non-linear, is like...

Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.

What do we want?!

NOW!

When do we want it?!

LINEAR STORYTELLING!

A guy finds a genie

A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wish...

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

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