A doctor who isn’t bound by the causal nature of linear joke telling!
(Wait for it.)
My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
Is your normal probability plot approximately linear?
Cause you can distribute your sample over me
Classifying Math problems as linear and non-linear, is like...
Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.
A guy finds a genie
A guy, as often happens in this kind of joke, stumbles upon a genie who will grant him three wishes. Now, he's set to get a lot of money from his father, so rather than taking the standard first wish for money he thinks about it a little and decides that there is no way he would possibly regret wish...
Galileo Galilee Calculus Joke
Humanity used to think the world was flat. A man would simply fall off if he reached the edge. We now know the earth is round.
The tangent line is a line that crosses a point on a curve. It overlaps with the curve and gives us the instantaneous rate of change, or slope, of that point.
Math puns are boring
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.