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My roommate is a weirdo performance artist who outlines all his paintings with his penis.

I shouldn’t have moved in with Dick Tracy.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

A long-distance couple is having relationship problems in the midst of Covid...

...One of them calls the other, and outlines their complaints.

"What with the distance, and the poor internet quality affecting our calls, and all your bad puns, I just can't do this anymore"

"I'm sorry, what was that? We just broke up."

(Joke courtesy of my Husband, who has no ...

My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas...

were the two chalk outlines out front.

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