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Teenagers Jokes

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?

Because they can’t even.

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, like one, three, five? Whatever, I just can't even...

Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park, reminds me of my teenage days….

reminds me of my teenage days when I used to see other teenagers make out in the park

It dawned on me why teenagers are always in groups of 3 or 5

Because they can’t even

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A group of teenagers were getting into a yo mama fight

And everyone was getting into it except the indian boy at the back.

When asked why he wouldn't participate
He replied: "I too would make fun of your mothers but in my culture disrespecting cows is frowned upon."

I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery.

None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

I caught two teenagers smoking pot outside my office window.

Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two teenagers smoking pot outside my office window.

I recently found out my mom has a disturbing fetish. She has slept with several underage teenagers and I am really concerned about their well being.

The victims contacted me while playing CoD.

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Two teenagers are talking about their girlfriends

Rick: My babe is 18 already and has huge tits, what about yours?

Josh: She is 42 and amazing in bed, like you wouldn't believe.

Rick: 42?! She could be your mother, man!

Josh: Could be. But she's yours.

Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited.

“Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!”


“No way!”


“Yes way,” insists Fred, “come with me and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe me.”
\-
Twenty minutes later they’re ringing...

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My wife said she wanted to have sex like we were teenagers

I told her I didn't feel like jerking off

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whatever.

What do freshly pregnant teenagers and their babies share?

They both think, ”Mom’s probably going to kill me”

What is depressed teenagers least favorite room?

The living room

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but it’ll have to be a pretty big lightbulb.

Reposted from r/teenagers

A man with dyslexia walked into a bra

Why are teenagers odd?

Because they literally can't even...

Why are teenagers so thick headed?

Because adolescent rhymes surprisingly well with “I don’t listen”.

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Two teenagers are on a date...

The date is going well, and after some making out towards the end of the evening, the guy asks if he can get a blowjob. "I'm sorry, but if I do that for you I feel like you won't respect me after" she says. After a year and a half of dating, they get married. On their wedding night, the new husband...

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A woman pregnant with triplets had a hunting accident with a pumpgun

She was rushed to surgery, but 3 of the bugshot shards could not get removed without endangering the kids, so they remained in her.

Later she delivers 2 boys and a girl, all healthy and well. Time goes by and nobody even thinks about the accident anymore, when they all become teenagers.
...

What do depressed teenagers go through everyday?

Pain and Acne

Silence is golden. Unless you have teenagers.

Then it becomes suspicious.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans.
(I'm sorry)

My grandad said us teenagers rely to much on technology

So I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support

Saint Peter and God are talking about today's teenagers

Saint Peter and God are talking about today's teenagers.

God says "Today all teenagers use drugs"

"You're right" replies Peter "I will now go on earth to see if really all teenagers use them"

After a bit Peter returns and tells God that the teens are coming. Few seconds later so...

What do passwords and teenagers have in common?

They are both insecure.

TEENAGERS: Get a FREE car

By telling your parents that you want to buy a motorbike

I'm currently hiring teenagers with expertise in time travel.

20+ years of experience required.

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