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Tallies Jokes

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A Frenchman and an American are drinking on vacation and get into an argument over who is a better lover...

...so they agree to settle the debate with a contest: who can make love more times that night with their significant other.

The American and his girlfriend make their way back to their hotel room, he immediately proceeds to rip off his gf's clothes and have sex with her - and tallies a mark ...

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Two competitive best friends do everything together, so they decide to marry their girlfriends on the same day.

They have a joint ceremony, joint reception, and afterwards they go on a joint honeymoon.

While staying in a beautiful hotel, the first man turns to the second and says: “I’m going to have sex with my wife for hours tonight”
The second turns back and says “Well I’m going to go until sunri...

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