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I can sum up Greek Mythology in three words.

Zeus got horny!

To sum up healthcare in America

An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500."

He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn.

A week pas...

I can sum up 2016 in four words

Two thousand and sixteen

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

If I had to sum up H. P. Lovecraft with one adjective it would be...

cyclopean

I can sum up 2016 in one word...

Nine.

I've been trying to sum up the courage to ask out my crush.

I've gotten to the point where I can now look into her eyes and not be nervous!

Next step: Do it without binoculars.

To sum up Trump's 100 days...

(unintelligible)

If you sum up the 90s...

you get 945

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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