What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires a tweetment and one requires an oinkment.
This is my first joke. Be nice!
A doctor says grimly to a patient, "You are a very sick man. You've been diagnosed with covid, monkey pox, swine flu, Ebola, and bubonic plague all at the same time."
"Is there anything that can be done to help me?" asks the patient.
"Amazingly, there is," says the doctor. "First, we'...
"Doctor, Doctor, I think I've got the swine flu."
"Here's an oinkment to make it better."
If you get an email that says canned ham can cause swine flu..
Just delete it because it's Spam
A patient tells his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu and Avian Flu at the same time.
The doctor tells him "I'll believe that when pigs fly."
100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ...
100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.
A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!
What’s the difference between flying pigs and honest politicians?
There actually was a time when Swine Flu.
John thought he could never catch an illness. When his co-worker asked him if he ever gets sick, he would always say “The day I become ill will be the day pigs fly.”
A few months later, it finally happened.
The swine flu.
This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"
Alas, swine flu.
I saw a flying pig! He was coughing and sneezing though, so I killed him.
After all, the swine flu!
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