You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny.
That's malarious!
The paramedic wanted to know about my symptoms.
I told his I've got chills.
He asked if they were multiplying.
I bought a stunning house in the Arctic recently.
Gives me chills everytime I step into it.
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Last night John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected case of Covid-19
But his doctors have now confirmed it was only Saturday night fever and they assure everyone that he’s staying alive.
Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
A man went to see his doctor . . .
"Doctor," he said, "my head's stuffed up, I'm sneezing, I'm coughing, I've got the chills. I think I have a cold. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "First, you should soak in a tub of ice water for about a half hour. Then, you should stand in front of a fan that is going full blast. The...
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