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Just helped a cop sweep up some broken glass.

That was my first brush with the law.

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site...

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy "You're in charge of shoveling." He points to the Scotsman and tells him "You're in charge of sweeping." and then he turns to the Chinese guy and says "You're in charge of supplies."

The foreman then shrugs his shoulders an...

An IRS agent visits a synagogue for an audit

After finding no violations, he goes up to the rabbi.

"Rabbi, do you light candles for Sabbath?" asks the IRS agent.

"Of course we do" replies the rabbi.

"And do you have cinders left over?"

"Yes, but we send them to a factory and they make one big candle for us."
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Supplies

An American, German, and a Chinese fellow are working at a construction site. The foreman points at a pile of debris and tells the American, "I need you to shovel this pile into the dumpster." He tells the German, "I want you to sweep up after him." He tells Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supp...

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