What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!

Little known fact: Jesus was a street sweeper.

Yeah, Jesus swept.

A chimney sweeper comes into a bar.

The bartender says: "this one's on the house!"

What kind of noise does a street sweepers engine make

Broom broom

A man was born a street sweeper and dies a street sweeper. What do they say at his funeral?

From ashes to ashes, to dust to dust. Sweep dreams, old friend.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The grim sweeper

What do you call the janitors of the CIA?

Sweeper Agents

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A woman finds hair in her burger.

A woman gets free meals onece every week by complaining that she has a hair in her order by intentionally putting her own hair.
The fourth week, manager gets pissed and asks to meet all of the employees at the restaurant including waiters, sweepers, cooks, men at the counter, bouncer and the mana...

What’s a German janitor’s favourite game?

Mein Sweeper.

What do you call a janitor that works at a spy headquarters?

A sweeper agent

During the Vietnam war what was the Americans favourite game to play?

Mine sweeper.

A guy named Joe Smith

A guy named Joe Smith, from Muleshoe, Texas, claimed to know everybody, and a big Texas oilman challenged him when Joe says he knows the governor of Texas. The bet is on, and the oilman flies with Joe to Austin and the governor’s office. Joe tells the secretary he would like to have a word with the ...

A jobless man applied for the job

A jobless man applied for the job of "sweeper" at Microsoft.

The HR interviewed him..

Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are Appointed" he said.

"Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in".

The man replied "But I don't h...

A Canadian sniper hit a target from 2 miles

When asked how he did it, he said it was a team effort. "I could have never done it without my spotter and 2 sweepers."

Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.

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What did Hitler call his broom?

Mein Sweeper

What do you call a small group of terrorists pretending to be janitors?

A sweeper cell.

The Irish Spy

A Russian agent is told he is to be sent on a Top Secret mission, where he will rendezvous with Murphy, the Irish spy on the shore of County Donegal. He is told that when he meets Murphy the code phrase is 'The Sun rises
slowly over Moscow'.

The next morning the agent is delivered, at 5 ...

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