My wife has a sinus condition that suppresses her ability to detect odors
But she gets offended when I tell people that she doesn't smell good.
An Economist went to a lingerie shop to buy a bra for his wife.
While he proudly announced to the Salesgirl that he is an Economist, he also confessed that only thing he knows about bra is 'how to unhook', and he really needed some expert help in making the purchase.
The Salesgirl asked, "Sir, you want a capitalistic, socialistic or democratic bra...
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Jean Jacques discovers that his wife has been unfaithful to him.
So he does what so many betrayed frenchmen have done before him, he swears off women and joins the French Foreign Legion. He completes the basic training and is posted to a mission in north Africa. His detachment are stationed out in the desert, hunting Islamist insurgents. After a month, he i...