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Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples

It was the first pyramid scheme

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area

Don’t you hate when a joke repeats its first line in the title and in the text area, but you still get suckered into reading the whole thing over again?

A wife finds a bathtub on her kitchen table.

A wife comes home and finds her husband sitting next to a new bathtub on the kitchen table. Shocked, she asks him where it came from.

“Well,” he says. “I went out today to pick up some tiles for our bathroom. So, I walked around the store, looking for the perfect color, when I saw the perfec...

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