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Soft Touch Jokes

People are always calling me a soft touch...

As their proctologist, I take this as a compliment.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three guys and a woman are playing golf...

The woman is having the round of her life as she steps onto the 18th green after hitting a beautiful shot 10 feet from the pin. If she makes this putt, she will beat the course record that has been around for over 50 years.

So she says the guys, "If one of you help me make this putt, I wil...

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