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Studs Jokes

Have you heard about the studs in America?

They're big supporters of the wall.

Have you heard about the new trend? People are putting baked goods on their ear studs

Its pie-on-earring fashion

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

Who wears a cowboy hat, black leather jacket with studs, cowboy boots, a big silver belt buckle, and black lipstick?

Goth Brooks

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Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud...

But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn.

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Why did the woman try to have sex with a house?

She heard there were studs in the wall.

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A pimp is breaking in his new bitch.

Pimp: Listen. If you wanna be my woman, your gonna have to make me some money.

Hoe: But I've never done anything like this before.

Pimp: Don't worry. You go and put on your sexiest dress and stand under that lamppost. I'll be back here. Any problems. Just come back and tell me, and and...

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I was at the Natural History Museum

and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit. Those guys were buff studs.

no homo

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