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Macho Man Jokes

[Request] Someone once told me a joke about Macho Man Randy Savage, but I can't remember the punchline...

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Typical macho man...

...married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’...

Why does Trump dance to "YMCA" and "Macho Man" but not "In The Navy"?

Because he dodged the draft, so he can't relate to it.

I am a macho man, i always say the final words while argueing with my wife!

"Yes honey you are right"
"As you wish"
"Ok we can go to your family on thanksgiving no problem"
"I'm on it"

What do you call a queue with John Cena, The Rock and Macho Man in it?

A *punch*line.

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