Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The difference a letter makes

Had a buddy who couldn't tell the difference between gilding and gelding

Very brave though

Real brass balls on the guy

After a brief, bloodless gunfight,

Prickly Bob and his Saddlesore Gang have managed to capture Dan Hollings, Deputy of Tombstone. Prickly Bob, not wanting a murder warrant on his head, has decided to let the desert take care of his latest problem with the law.

Now, I won't lie to you. Alone and buried up to his chin in red des...

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