Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
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The difference a letter makes
Had a buddy who couldn't tell the difference between gilding and gelding
Very brave though
Real brass balls on the guy
After a brief, bloodless gunfight,
Prickly Bob and his Saddlesore Gang have managed to capture Dan Hollings, Deputy of Tombstone. Prickly Bob, not wanting a murder warrant on his head, has decided to let the desert take care of his latest problem with the law.
Now, I won't lie to you. Alone and buried up to his chin in red des...