What was Hugh Jackman called before he was super famous?

Small Ackman...

Because he wasn't huge yet.

What do Hugh Jackman and Caitlyn Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men

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My wife always takes long baths after we finish watching a Hugh Jackman movie

I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Hugh Jackman

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist...

Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man.

What’s the difference between Wolverine and Paul Bunyan?

One’s a Hugh Jackman, the other is a huge ax man.

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

Who has the biggest ack in the world?

Hugh Jackman

Who should play a car mechanic wielding a hefty tool in any film?

Hugh Jackman.

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