Gentlemen, there are two strategies for winning an argument with your wife.
Neither of them work.
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Boss of the Body
The different parts of the body were arguing about who should be the Boss of the body.
The brain said "I do all of the thinking and Strategies , I should be the boss"
The Eyes said "I provide vision and allow us to see what is going on"
The legs said "I provide mobility and Tran...
I feel like some of the strategies used in World War One were a little...
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Why do Christian Priests never have backup strategies when it comes to emergency scenarios?
Because they're not fans of Plan B.
George Washington and Alexander Hamilton go to the bar with their troops after a day of battle.
The troops are having fun and telling stories to each other. The generals are planning new strategies to continue their victorious ways. Washington and Hamilton order a few drinks and are discussing how to continue to fund the war against the British.
The night progresses on and the troops ar...
There were once two people.
Eim and Ep.
One day, they came across a wizard. After a lot of bargaining, the wizard agreed to grant them each one wish. Ep requested a loving family. Ep was granted a rebellious teen daughter, a wife, and a young son. Eim requested ownership of a toy factory with elf workers that he will tr...
I shared a shuttle ride today with a linguist heading to Turkey to study Tuva throat singers. (No joke!) I was reminded of this joke: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the expert in contextually-indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?
The other one.
Old tribal wisdom says that wh...
Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. Businesses, however, often try other strategies. These include... 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this hor...
The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.
Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.
And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.
It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jae...
Jesus went into the mountains with his disciples; and he began to teach them, saying:
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are the poor in spirit.
Blessed are those who mourn.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness.
And Peter said: Will this be in the test?
And Philip said: Were we supposed...
A group of adventurers embarks on a quest
"DragonFlameKing", who is the highest level in the party, gathers the others before they begin the quest to discuss strategies and check their supplies.
-Alright, gear and equipments look fine so hear me out for a little bit. This quest is not too demanding but it's still hard. I am a Juggern...
A hotel is holding a convention for chess aficionados...
During the daytime, the chess fans can play each other in the ballroom, watch panels that discuss optimal tactics and long-term strategies, or watch videos of famous chess matches. In the night, many of them gather in the hotel lobby to discuss the game and what they've seen today.
The hotel ...
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Early, but here's one for the Holidays.
The Annual Chess-Lovers Convention was in full swing. This year, the highly-anticipated event was hosted by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Expert players and avid enthusiasts gathered from all around the world for the occasion.
The afternoon of the first day, a heated debate broke out in the ma...