The William Shatner wanted to start up a line of female underwear.

Unfortunately "Shatner Panties" wasnt the greatest brand name.

I want to start up a business illegally importing woodwind instruments from South Asia

There is a lot of money in sax trafficking.

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My brother moved to Dublin to start up a gym for eunuchs...

Yeah, he called it "Cockless and Muscles".

I used to work at a start up mint

It was sort of confusing to me.
But now it makes all the cents in the world.

I'm looking to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum...

I just need help getting it off the ground...

I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership

I lost my focus

Two friends decide to start up a business together.

The first man, Carl, had years of experience in the production of liquor, and so he wanted to start a distillery. The second man, Adam, had years of experience in marijuana cultivation but had been clean for years and would not go near recreational cannabis, and so he wanted to start up a processing...

Why couldn't the jumper cable start up his girlfriend?

She was on her deep cycle

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A crusty old Marine Corps Colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Colonel for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?"
"No," the Colonel said, "just ser...

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