My evening wouldn’t normally start out with an erection...

..but my morning wood.

If you think about it we all start out Canadian

Drinking milk from bags.

I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same.

With a look over your shoulder.


They are like the suits in a pack of cards,

They start out all hearts and diamonds………..

…….but eventually you wish you had a club and a spade!

Relationships are like Indian food

They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.

If you wanted to make pickle bread,

you'd have to start out with dill dough.

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