My evening wouldn’t normally start out with an erection...
..but my morning wood.
I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same.
With a look over your shoulder.
If you think about it we all start out Canadian
Drinking milk from bags.
A teacher asked the children in her 3rd-year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana...
Motherhood is like a fairytale...
... _*but in reverse*_
You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.