Start Out Jokes - 5 Hilarious Start Out Jokes

My evening wouldn’t normally start out with an erection...

..but my morning wood.

I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same.

With a look over your shoulder.

If you think about it we all start out Canadian

Drinking milk from bags.

A teacher asked the children in her 3rd-year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana...

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I want to live my next life backwards

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling and start feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch ...

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