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Get Down Jokes

What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking.

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j/k…rolling.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a goose.

Secret Service no longer yells “Get down, Mr President” any more when the President is under attack

Now they yell “Donald, duck”

My new years resolution is to get down to the weight I was before the accident.

....and to stop calling it "the accident" when I eat too many snacks.

How did the geologist get down the mountain?

'e rode

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.

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A bear climbs up a tree in a man's backyard and won't get down so he calls animal control...

An animal control van pulls up and a man steps out with a pitbull by his side. He comes up to the owner, hands him a semi-automatic rifle and says: "Here is the plan, I climb up the tree and start shaking it, when the bear falls out, my pitbull Fluffy here will bite him by the balls and drag him bac...
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