How do you get down from an elephant?

You don’t. You get it from a goose.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!



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The Secret Sevice is not allowed to tell the president to “get down”

If there is a crisis they have to say “Donald, Duck!”

I tried to climb up some house plans. My dad yelled, “get down from there”

“Those plans are not to scale!”

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My cousin Jack was horse riding yesterday, and he wanted a break. But he couldn’t get down until the horse was satisfied

So I had to help my cousin Jack off his horse

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

It sits on a leaf and waits until autumn

Whenever I get down or feel overwhelmed, I think back to my great uncle's final words to me from his deathbed, "be positive!"

That being said, I would have preferred he just answered the question I asked him about his blood type so we could have saved him.

What kind of lights did the Incas use to get down from Machu Picchu at night?

Incandescent.

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A friend of mine is dating a Chinese girl and they get down to sexy times...

He says “How about a 69?”

She looks bewildered and asks “ You want a beef with broccoli now?”

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A bear climbs up a tree in a man's backyard and won't get down so he calls animal control...

An animal control van pulls up and a man steps out with a pitbull by his side. He comes up to the owner, hands him a semi-automatic rifle and says: "Here is the plan, I climb up the tree and start shaking it, when the bear falls out, my pitbull Fluffy here will bite him by the balls and drag him bac...

How did the geologist get down the mountain?

'e rode

I couldn’t figure out why the season of The Apprentice I was watching was going on for so long. Each week someone gets fired, but we never seem to get down to the final winner!

Then I realized, I was just watching the news.

I’m a roofer and earlier today my coworker asked me how I’m gonna get down from the roof of the house. I said I could jump or I could climb down.

I chose the latter

Why do black guys do poorly in the army? Because when the commander yelled "GET DOWN!"

they all jumped up and started dancing.

(I struggled before posting this joke, even though I'm black and this was one of my dad's favorite jokes, because it's so easy to be called racist. I do believe there's a line, a mean-spirited tone or a constant targeting that's rightly called racist, ...

My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too."

"Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

A man had a goose on top of a building. What's the easiest way for him to get down?

Pluck it off the goose.

I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight

I'm okay with that. After all, 6lbs, 3oz, is just not realistic.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't - you get down off a duck.

*(This joke can also serve as a test of English fluency. You're welcome.)*

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