Starting School Jokes - 2 Hilarious Starting School Jokes

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will bully him because of his name...

I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"

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Johnny's first day of school.

Johnny was starting school and his mother was talking with the teacher, "don't ask Johnny a lot of questions because his mouth can be foul at times". So the teacher thinking about this, starts the day with a game. "I'll give a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that lett...

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