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Jumpstart Jokes

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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on.

The first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", and rides him. The second nurse does the same.

The third nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but decides to ride him anyways.

All of a sudden the man sits up and and the nurses apologize explaining how that thought ...

Local man jump-starting neighbor's car.

Local man arrested when jumpstarting neighbor's car.

Charged with battery

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A man dies in a hospital....

A man dies in a hospital, the three nurses that were operating on him notice he has a raging hard-on. One of them says "I know it sounds weird but I suddenly got the urge to fuck him", so she does. The second nurse says "Wow that looks like fun, let me try", she fucks him too. The last nurse says "I...

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