A shy lad was at a party and got talking to a pretty girl. After a while he builds up the courage to tells her that she is gorgeous and asks if she would like to go back to his place to look at his stamp collection...
... “Philately will get you nowhere!” the girl replies.
My friend returned home all disappointed after his unsuccessful job interview.
I asked him, “You seem well qualified. Why didn’t you get the postman’s job?”
“I don’t know. I wonder if it has something to do with me writing ‘stamp collections’ as my hobby.”
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