A man walks into a sex shop and tells the shopkeeper that he'll be going on a trip soon. He tells the shopkeeper that his wife is very sexually active, and to keep her happy he wants to get her something to keep herself busy. The shopkeeper goes to the backroom and brings the man a box. The shopkeep...
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Some friends and I were having a discussion about our professions.
"I fuck more of my clientele than any of you," spouted Johnny, rather confidently.
"What do you do?" I asked him.
He replied, "I'm a personal trainer."
"That's great," I added, "But I definitely fuck more of my clientele than you."
"What do you do?" he asked curiously. ...