What did one gargoyle say to the other in the dark?
Statue?
Why can't gargoyles move during the day time?
Because they're too stoned!
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A Gargoyle, A Jinn, and A Dark Shaman are hanging out in a cemetery...
A gargoyle a jinn and a dark shaman are hanging out in a cemetery, close to midnight.
The shaman turns to the jinn and says, "I bet my soul against your eternal servitude, that I can raise more corpses freshly dead within the past 10 years, than you can steal the souls of the living by gra...
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Bored Superman
One day Superman is flying around looking for crime. Lex Luther is locked up along with all the other villains so not much is going on. Superman sees Batman crouched next to a gargoyle on a building so stops by to see what's up. "Hey Batman what's good wanna do something?" Batman answers gruffly, "I...
What is the scariest kind of oil?
A Gargoyle!
I love these definitions!
\-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
\-- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
\-- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
\-- Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...
What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?
A gargoyle!
On a dark and stormy night...
...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.
No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt ...
The Cathedral of San Giovanni
The City-State of San Giovanni is largely forgotten today. In 1571, however, it was a wonderful place to be for both the secular and the spiritual. The was no war for three centuries, the market benefited from its close proximity to the Old Salt Route, and the artist community was vibrant and influe...
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