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Sports Day Jokes

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Losing my virginity was like school sports day...

I was bruised and bloody, but at least my father came.

I found out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk at sports events.

The cops were called, it was on the local news, my wife won't talk to me, the kids are embarrassed and I've been banned from all future school sports days.

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