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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a Gynecologist.

The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress, and after she had disrobed, the doctor

began to stroke her thigh.



Doing so, ...

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A guy walks into a doctors office

for his appointment. Waiting in the the lobby, his name is called. He then follows the nurse into the examining room. She instructs him to remove his cloths and put on the hospital gown, then leaves the room.

After a few minutes of waiting, there’s a knock on the door, and the doctor walks in...

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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.

All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off...

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A beautiful young woman goes to the doctor's office

The nurse puts her in an exam room, and asks her to remove her clothes. When the doctor arrives, he is dumbstruck by how pretty she is, and he can't maintain his professionalism.

He starts to feel her breasts, and says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" She replies, "Checking for breas...

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I had to get a psychical today...

I showed up and this really, really beautiful nurse began doing all kinds of tests. I couldn't take my eyes off her; she was stunning!

So she starts the usual: pulse, breathing, eyes, ears, etc. Then she asked me to undress and lie on the bed. Well now because she was so god-dammed beautifu...

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Doctor's bad day

There was this doctor working one day, everything was going by as usual. then this beautiful blonde girl shows up, the doctor was stunned by how hot she was, he had to get into her pants. "Ok, I like for you to take your shirt off" said the doctor, the girl does and the doctor starts rubbing her thi...

Will & Quentin

There were two friends named Will and Quentin. Quentin hated his name so he went by the name Q. Both of these kids weren't nerds in any regard, but they were both ridiculed for their abnormalities. Will was 16 years old and still was only 5'2'' (a small height for a young man his age) and Q was hosp...

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So woman with a very serious problem goes to a doctor.

The woman walks into the doctor's office and says "Doctor, I have a problem. My tits seem to randomly stiffen up."

The doctor replies "Alright, let me see them."

The doctor then thoroughly examines the woman's tits; carefully caressing it, trying to feel out any abnormalities. After 3 ...

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