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My chiropractor said he couldn't decide which vertebrae to crack.

Guess he had a bone to pick with me.

What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation?

I'm back!

The new director of the Natural History museum wanted to attract more people, so they started giving dinosaur vertebrae away to newcomers.

Everyone was taken aback.

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A bricklayer has an accident at work and is being investigated, as the insurance company doesn't believe his injuries are real. They demand that he send them a description of the accident.

So he writes:

"I'm a bricklayer by trade. I had finished building the guard rail on the roof of the building. I use a barrel and pulley system to raise supplies up to the roof, and loaded the barrel up with the leftover bricks and my tools, weighing approximately 300 lbs, and then went below ...

Vertebraes should actually be called Vertebros..

Because they always got your back.

What do you call a footballer with only 6 vertebrae?

Quarterback.

What's a Canadians favorite body part?

The Lumber Vertebrae

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man writing to his insurance

I am writing in response to your request for additional information.  In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident.  You said in your letter that I should explain more and I trust that the following details are sufficient:

I am a bric...

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