What did the vertebrae say when returning from vacation?

I'm back!

The new director of the Natural History museum wanted to attract more people, so they started giving dinosaur vertebrae away to newcomers.

Everyone was taken aback.

Vertebraes should actually be called Vertebros..

Because they always got your back.

What do you call a footballer with only 6 vertebrae?

Quarterback.

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man writing to his insurance

I am writing in response to your request for additional information.  In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident.  You said in your letter that I should explain more and I trust that the following details are sufficient:

I am a bric...

The only thing between a man and true, life long happiness...

are 2 vertebrae.

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