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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

I thought my doctor was helping me with these lumbar injections...

But come to find out, he was just stabbing me in the back.

Why did the Lumberjack's back hurt?

Good lumbar is far too expensive these days.

Who cuts down the trees that get made into back-supporting chairs?

Lumbar-jacks

First, I got a tattoo on my Clavical that says “5”

Then I got a tattoo on my thoracic that says “4”

Then I got a tattoo on my lumbar that says “3”

Then I got a tattoo on my sacrum that says “2”

Then I got a tattoo on my coccyx that says “1”

It’s the spinal countdown!

What did the doctor say to the Ent with a bad back?

You need lumbar support.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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