I must be attracted to very cerebral women

because every woman I ask out says she needs to think about it.

A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later?

Premeditated murder.

What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?

A Fidget Spinner.

The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . .

It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face

What was the name of the most intelligent Spanish conquistador?

Cerebral Cortez.

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Turns out the parents of that cerebral palsy kid on my street strongly disagree.

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Doctor! Doctor! My brains look like my testicles!

I’m sorry, son. It’s a serious case of cerebral ballsy.

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