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Cerebral Jokes

I must be attracted to very cerebral women

because every woman I ask out says she needs to think about it.

Cerebral palsy

It's the thinkin man's palsy

A joke for the cerebral...What do you call it when a bunch of crows agree to meet later?

Premeditated murder.

What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?

A Fidget Spinner.

The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . .

It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face

What was the name of the most intelligent Spanish conquistador?

Cerebral Cortez.

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SUMMER CAMP FOR Husbands. Evening classes for men. Starting this month.

*Summer camp*

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the content, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

*Topic 1.*
How to fill ice-cube trays and why to fill water bottles before putting them back in the fridge.
Step by step with slide pre...

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Turns out the parents of that cerebral palsy kid on my street strongly disagree.

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Doctor! Doctor! My brains look like my testicles!

I’m sorry, son. It’s a serious case of cerebral ballsy.

COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.

Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...

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