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Because his wife said "You reek-a"

UREA!!!

It's Arcimedes' turn to seek and so he starts counting down.

Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.

Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while and them draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.

The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton...

Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.

Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while and them draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.

The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton...

He simply stated, You reeka!

But he was too dense.

Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

When your body immersed in water, the phone rings

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are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an o...

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an o...

An American, a Serbian, a Russian and a Greek are stuck in a falling airplane. There are only three parachutes there.

The American says “I am from the most important country. Let me jump, I am important.” The Serbian gives him a parachute and the American jumps.

Then the Greek says “I ...

The American says “I am from the most important country. Let me jump, I am important.” The Serbian gives him a parachute and the American jumps.

Then the Greek says “I ...

\* Newton said he'd drop in.

\* Socrates said he'd think about it.

\* Ohm resisted the idea.

\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

\* Socrates said he'd think about it.

\* Ohm resisted the idea.

\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

"Have you ever seen an Archimedes screw?"

"No, but I imagine they do it pretty much the same as other Greeks."

"No, but I imagine they do it pretty much the same as other Greeks."

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