If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message
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a teacher is doing attendance. she comes across the name “hijkm” she says “i’m sorry, i’m not sure how to pronounce this name,” then spells it out. a girl raises her hand and says this:
“that’s me, and it’s pronounced noelle”
Are you good at magic spells?
Witch: "Yeah, M-A-G-I-C"
Me: "Wow"
I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...
Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
What do you call a witch who can't decide between casting good spells or bad spells?
Trans-hex-ual
It's quite ironic that "strap on"…
…backwards, spells 'no parts'…
Yodas name backwards spells adoy
Pretty obvious if you ask me
If everyone spells your sons name wrong...
Then you spelled your sons name wrong
When the kids came back from recess, the teacher announced a pop spelling quiz...
"Pop spelling quiz, class!" She said, and called on little Johnny.
"What did you do during recess, Johnny?" Asked the teacher. Johnny replied "I played in the sandbox with Suzy and Leroy" "Ok, spell 'sand' and you will get a cookie!" Says the teacher. Johnny spells it correctly and gets h...
Three wizards decide to play with spells....
They conjure up a slide that leads into a pool and put a spell on it so that whatever you say as you come down the slide will appear in the pool.
The first wizard shouts "BEEEEEERRRR" whilst on the slide and lands in a pool of the best beer ever to be tasted.
The second wizard cries "W...
Hogwarts' Spells
Two kids are fighting in Hogwarts, Dumbledore comes to seperate them and says loudly «You guys are Ex-spelled»
You know what I hate about how Avril Lavigne spells her name?
She had to go and make things so complicated.
Q. If the Ku Klux Klan leaders are all wizards, then why can’t they cast spells to kill those who oppose them?
A. Because they don’t have any access to black magic.
Which singer has problems casting spells?
Barry Mana Low
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In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells "behavior", "color", and "humor" the way they do?
Because **fuck u**, that's why!
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