So I went to a nearby glory hole. Everything started fine.
About ten minutes into it, I heard a man's moaning.
Turns out I was sucking a guy's dick this whole time!
Spell a word
A woman dies and meets Peter at the pearly gates. She asks, did I make it to heaven? Peter said you have to spell a word first. She replies, Ok what word? Peter says, Love.. Woman spells out L O V E Peter says you're in. A few months later Peter asks her to watch the gate for him. Low and behold t...
You know what I hate about how Avril Lavigne spells her name?
She had to go and make things so complicated.
What do you call a witch who can never decide between casting good or bad spells?
Did you hear about the witch that was casting spells and driving at the same time?
She turned her car into a tree.
A man goes to the doctor.
He tells the doctor he's been hearing strange buzzing noises all week. The sounds come and go at all times of day, but they have been most intense at night. Sometimes there are multiple distinct buzzes at a time, at different frequencies. The patient says he has hardly slept for the past week becaus...