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Jinx Jokes

An Armenian takes his son hunting with him for the first time.

\- I don't understand, Daddy, - the son says. - How are you going to hunt? You have no gun with you, no traps, no net even...

\- Ah, son, you don't know what our Armenian jinx is like. There, look, a rabbit is sitting under that bush. Such a strong, healthy little rabbit, such shiny fur it ha...

I saw my friend Jinx yesterday.

I said "Hey, Jinx!". I got no response.
I said, a little louder, "Jinx?". Still no response.
Eventually I decided to be a pest. "Hey Jinx! Yo Jinx! Hi, Jinx! What's goin on Jinx? Heeeey Jinx! Hi Jinx!". She got mad at me, and screamed "I've had enough of your 'hijinks'!"

Dad I think I'm jinxed

- Out of five cars on a parking lot a flower pot fell on my car.

- That's nothing son, 20 years ago I was at a party with 5 friends and your mother. I was the only one to wake up next her tomorrow morning.

I don't want to jinx it, but I've never been in a car accident...

I'm a totally wreckless driver.

What happens when Trump gets “jinx” called on him by the Vice President while campaigning in Florida?

He has to buy Mike Pensacola.

An old Jewish man is lying on his deathbed with his wife Becky by his side. He looks to Becky and says "Many years ago Becky we were in Germany when the war began. Becky, you were by my side.

The Germans came and take us to their camps. Becky, you were by my side.

We leave Germany after the war and we come to London and we have very little money. Becky, you were by my side.

We buy the jewelers shop and we have some bad times, we were beaten and robbed. Becky, you were...

Tony and Rose

Tony’s on his death bed, taking his last breaths.

Rose, his wife of forty years sits by his side.

Tony calls her over and says, “Rose, after forty years, on my death bed, I have finally learned what you are to me!”

Rose replies, “What, my love?”

Tony goes on, “When we met...

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Farts have never betrayed me.

Just jinxed it. Shit.

My mom doesn’t like when I curse.

But she’s totally fine with jinxes and hexes.

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An old Jewish man is on his deathbed and he calls his wife over to him. "Esther, when we were childhood sweethearts during the war and were captured by the Nazis and put in the concentration camp, you were by my side."

"After the war, when we moved to England, got married and had to work 12 hours a day to pay for a single room, you were by my side."

"Later when my business collapsed and we were again left penniless, you were by my side."

"And now finally, as I prepare to die, you are again by my sid...

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An old Jewish man was dying of cancer in his late 80s.

When the time came and he had just few hours left, he was in his bed and asked his wife Marry if she was by his side. She answered “yes darling”.

“Marry do you remember when we were in our teens and the Second World War started, you were by my side.”

“Yes I was” replied Marry

“A...

An old man was lying on his deathbed.

An old man was lying on his deathbed. His wife of forty years was holding his hand.

He looked at her and said “Margaret, It seems like you have always been with me when I was in need. Remember that time I fell down the stairs? You stayed with me. And when I lost my job? You were right there. ...

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