Fellas, if your girl has some form of Polyethylene terephthalate in the shape of an equiangular quadrilateral with the hex code of ff0000
get out fast, that’s a red flag.
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A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math
"What’s 9 plus 9?” “12”. “What’s 8 and 8?” “10”. The doctor shook his head. “Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?” The man thought for a second, and answered “1E”. “Aha, I’ve figured it out!” The doctor said. “Somebody’s clearly put a hex on you.”
What kind of spell does a programmer cast?
I was bragging that I knew the hex code for every color, but then I forgot the one for blue
Yea, that was a big 0000FF
What do we know about Gandhi?
Well, he walked barefoot and was a vegetarian.. he ate very little and practiced yoga, and was a minimalist who likely didn't brush his teeth either, giving him bad breath.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What symbol dispels a hex?
-In collaboration with my kid sister.
Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Women are like hex screws
The more damaged they are, the more prone to stripping they become.
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A love story
A Love Story
Micro was a real time user and a dedicated multi-user. His broad-band protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time sharing.
One evening Micro arrived home just as the sun was crashing. He had parked his Motorola ...
You know Usain Bolt's kids are called Thunder and Lightning, right? Well he had another child that got cursed by a witch.
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which caused him to be rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a:
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
.. worst part about the Salem witch trials....
... having to go door to door to tell neighbors you're a registered hex offender.
What do you call a witch who can never decide between casting good or bad spells?
The Four Witch Covens
There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their hatred for one another. One day, they decided the onl...
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when h...
Two witches were arguing about who was the better witch
One rainy day inside the coven HQ, Meredith and Wendy were arguing about who was the better witch.
"I'm the superior spellcaster", boasted Meredith. She raised her wand into the air, and conjured up a small cloud. It snowed over Wendy's head, dropping hailstones the size of marbles.
What do you call a Dinosaur that's also a witch?
So Gandhi wandered the desert barefoot and had hard, worn feet...
He was very thin from fasting often, his followers considered him prophetic, and because of his fasting and strange diet had chronic bad breath.
In short, you could say he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Did you know Ghandi didn't wear shoes and often fasted?
Walking barefoot all the time hardened his feet, but hunger weakened his body and made his breath smell terrible.
In fact, you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis
The Witches just came out.
Glad to see it; especially now that they’ve legalized same-hex marriage.
A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...
His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"
The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."
"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"
Gandhi was a well-traveled man..
Unfortunately, the majority of these travels were taken on foot, causing his feet to build up an incredible amount of hardened skin
To make things worse, his minimalist diet (and eventually his age) led him to become very frail.
In light of this, he still offered a surplus of insight t...
E times out of F
people will not get jokes in hex.
Last night I made it to base 16
Had a lot of hex
Their ones was a very old monk...
who took a while to get anywhere he was going because he was afraid that he would fall and break something. Everywhere he went he would walk in his bare feet because he had forsworn shoes as part of his vows. His breath was so bad that people claimed that they could smell it from the other room. ...
What is it called when witches practice their spells?
Ghandi spent a lot of time fasting in his life, which made him thin and frail. He chose not to wear shoes often, so when he walked, he toughened up his feet. Rarely did he brush his teeth.
That makes him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Sudden realization moment
While speaking with my dad, he said to me "Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail, and when he ate the strangest fruit his breath was often stale, and he walked barefoot so hardened bottoms were his diagnosis."
Oh my God, I can't believe it...
He was a Super Callous Frag...
A man is
brought into the ER, yelling out gibberish. "0x0048 0x0045 0x004c 0x0050 0x0032 0x004d 0x0045 0x0021"
The doctor took one look at him and said, "Someone has put a hex on this man."
What do you call a witch who uses illegal spells?
A hex offender.
My mom doesn’t like when I curse.
But she’s totally fine with jinxes and hexes.
I’ve been thinking about becoming a witch for hire...
But idk if my boyfriend would be comfortable with me being a hex worker.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mahatma Gandhi The Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the British would tell you.
It's a Hindi legend. Gandhi was an Indian activist, so powerful and wise he could walk miles and miles without shoes, developing blisters on his feet. He had such a knowledge of resilience, he could even live through hunger strikes w...
In olde times, it's said that bog witches used to bewitch people or animals to carry messages over distances to each other.
They called it 'hexed messaging'.
Top 10 worst jokes!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
3.Two peanuts walk into a ba...
What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?
Just after WWII, Walt Disney was at a loss for new subjects for his movies and decided to take his family on a tour of the world to refresh his creative spirit. Walt, ever the optimist, was undaunted and vowed to seek out an idea for a new film, even if he had to stray from his normal family-friendl...
I just found out my wife is a witch!
Now she's my hex-wife.
A witch's preferred polyamory
Ghandi is my role model
Everyone knows about Gandhi. Pacifist, role model of MLK, and arguably the most important man in the movement of Indian independence. Of course, aside from his upstanding character, he did have a multitude of physical flaws. As an Indian peasant, he rarely wore shoes because he was too poor to affor...
I wrote a song about Ghandi
It is called "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"
As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starva...
So we all know about Gandhi right?
Well Gandhi as well know was a very important person who in recent times has taken on a mystic quality to some. He often fasted for long periods of time making him rather weak and fragile, he went barefoot for long periods of time and so it's fair to assume he built up lots and lots of callouses an...
What do Ghandi and Mary Poppins have in common?
Gandhi's political power was born from his ultra modest means - but it came at a price. His feet were in terrible condition due to his insistence on wearing rough leather sandals. Hunger strikes weakened his immune system and he was very prone to illness, but in his moments of weakness, he is said t...
My dad's Gandhi joke
How much do you know about Gandhi?
He would go on hunger strikes, so he was a pretty skinny guy to begin with. But one time, he walked all the way from the interior of India to the coast to pick up salt from the seaside. He was protesting something to do with British taxes, I can't remember t...
Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?
Because of his hex appeal.
What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
Did you hear about the Shaman?
He chose to walk the world barefoot which caused he feet to blister a thousand times over.
He ate only bugs and berries that he found in nature which caused him to became very frail.
This diet also caused him to be plagued with horribly bad breath.
He was known as the Supe...