The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying...
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A man goes to the pub...
A man goes to the pub and gets incredibly drunk. He ends up being sick on himself and when he gets home, his wife is livid.
She tells him that this has happened too often and if he does it again, she will leave him.
The next night the man goes back to the pub, and it ha...
Two little boys steal a big bag of oranges from the neighbour
They decide to find a quiet place to split up the lot. One of them suggests the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate two oranges fell out of the bag, but they didn’t bother to stop and pick them up since they had plenty in the bag.
A few minutes later a drunkard walks by the c...
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