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Inside the drinking establishment…

… a bear is mauling a woman until he finally devours her. Then he sits at the stool and requests a drink.

The bartender says: “ Sorry, I can’t serve you. Drug use in this establishment is prohibited”

The bear: “ I’m drug free”

The bartender: “That was a bar bitch you ate”

I'm the captain now...

I work for a large shipping company. While in international waters, a small boat collided with our giant ship. Next thing we know, we're over run with armed people. I saw one in the captains quarters and they were talking. The captain shook his head no and pointed to a sign. The armed men calmly got...

Congratulations to Whitney Houston!

As of today she has been drug free for 8 years!

Exercise is like a drug to me

That’s why I’m drug free.

I just got fired from my new job at the pharmacy.

Apparently "drug free workplace" and "free drug workplace" are not the same thing at all.

Shoutout to Amy Winehouse

She's been drug free for 5 years now

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